Whirlwind Cat's Alpine Selfie

a whirlwind tea-house cat racing through a fog-drowned mountain pass, captured in a dramatic first-person selfie composition with the knitted wool-covered hind legs dominating the foreground, head tilted downward with only part of the feline profile visible, whiskers and loose fur blown sideways by sharp alpine wind, one paw hoisting a paper parasol through silver rain, the other clutching a tray of tumbling porcelain teacups, body plush and exaggerated with rounded forms and slick rain-lacquered fur sheen, tail arcing wildly behind, no extra limbs, no deformities, steep cliffside path glistening with puddles, tangled prayer ribbons snapping in the storm, scattered tea leaves and steam swirling into the mist, pastel candy pink and mint palette with soft cream accents, rendered as a chaotic energetic ukiyo-e woodblock print with layered ink textures, carved linework, knitted wool surface detail woven into garments, parasol, leg warmers, and mountain textures, bold diagonal composition, kinetic motion, surreal handmade elegance